Something to restore your faith in humanity:

Seen on I-94 East this morning:

A black Kia had pulled over to the shoulder where there was an offramp for the cash lane of a tollbooth. There was a family of Canada Geese trying to cross the offramp and heading right toward rush hour traffic.

The driver of the Kia looked like a nightclub bouncer. He had 18 inch biceps, a tight black t-shirt, and a shaved head. He was cautiously walking towards the geese to shoo them off the freeway back where they'd come from.

Well done, bouncer man.