DAMIAN GARSIDE

GREAT NEWS! RONALD MCDONALD WILL SOON BE IN TOWN

Great news. In fact the greatest news in the history of #Mahikeng. They are building a McDonalds next to Crossing. What self-respecting bling could resist going to the"Opening Ceremony" as Mahikeng (see note) truly becomes part of the known world?


I weep with joy. And ... one dare only hope... it may well have A DRIVE THROUGH SECTION!


NOTE:

Mahikeng, formerly known as Massikong, and before that Maffootlong, famous for its siege 112 years ago, when a puny British force of 4 soldiers under the command of Lord Baden-Baden, the founder of the Girl Guided Tours, held off a mighty Boer besieging army of five veldkornets and a sheepdog.


Ronald McDonald is the brother of famous former US President, Ronald Reagan.