Evil genius

Gertrude Tee

Thungbrew

&

the pandemic

PART ONE

2020

Song:- I need a doctor

Artist :- Dr Dre, Eminem, Skylar gray

Song:- everybody talks

Artist:-neon lights

December 2019

Washington D.C

People are dropping like flys all over the states of Maryland and Virginia,

while Washington D.C (which sits between these two states) goes into a state of emergency, due to the fact people are starting to die by the bucket load, and the reason for this is no fucker seems to know!

So on advise from his chief medical officer and certain renowned scientists, president T.W.A.Tramp (Terrance Wayne Arnold) decides to do nothing and completely go against all medical and scientific advice, and begins a big fuck off cover up.

GERTRUDE

December 2011

Norway

A wicked smile draws across the freckled face of a 9 year old Girl with ideas way beyond her years,

Gertrude Tee Thungbrew, has just realised how gods plan, that she alone was born to complete, could come to fruition before she hits 20 years of age.

The chemistry kit she got for Christmas when she was five years old and then for the next three consecutive years well and truly focused her mind,

and with the invention of google the dark web plus an IQ of 165 she realised her calling,

and with a deep rooted faith, and bein an avid follower of climate change she finally new what was to be done to save this planet,

and she alone would be the figure head of this campaign for the future,

but for now she had to go and do her homework otherwise she would be grounded for 2 weeks!

and this pissed her right off because she hated home work, she new she was better than that,

her mindset was that she was far more intelligent than her teachers, and she shit on this inferior dross the faculty dared to call home work.

but to appease her so called parents she cruised through this drizzle so she could go off to her room and play with her dolls,

but in reality she was playing with something completely different, something that could change mankind as we know it.

AN UNFORTUNATE

ACCIDENT

November 2019

New York

Jeremiah, was heading down 1st ave manhattan, he wasn’t travelling especially fast, he was always fastidious when driving his cab, although his white collar fare was pushing him to put his foot down, and on this one and only occasion that is exactly what he did,

but not because of any attempt to appease his fare, the reasons were far more sinister than you could ever have imagined.

As Jeremiahs foot hit the accelerator in unison with his forehead hitting the steering wheel, and his arms dropping to his side, leaving the cab to its own devices,

this did not bold well with the conceited white collar prick in the back, who was now screaming his lungs out for Jeremiah to fucking slow down,

but it was to late the cab had veered to its left clipping one car causing 2 others to slam on their brakes, which in turn caused the biggest pile up in decades on 1st avenue,

the agony of the white collar man does not quite end just yet, as the cab has not quite finished its journey,

as the yellow cab crosses into the bus lane it’s timing could not have been more impeccable, the ten ton bus hits the cab side on, dragging the the vehicle many feet before it flips,

as the cab settles on its roof it is minus one White collar passenger, who was now lying in pieces all over a Manhattan sidewalk, Jeremiah on the other hand was still breathing and in need of urgent medical assistance,

but if his injuries from the horrific crash do not kill him, the virus that caused him to collapse at the wheel of his beloved yellow cab surely would.

The emergency services were on scene within seconds, as they were in sight of the crash as it developed in front of their eyes, two paramedics we’re working on Jeremiah while two police officers were dispersing the crowd that was gathering, another two officers were trying to give cpi to what was left of the white collar passenger,

but it soon became apparent that there was nothing they could do, the two cops trying to disperse the crowd were not having much luck either,

many more emergency services would be needed for the pile up left in the wake of Jeremiahs slow demise,

and many more body bags would be required before the days out,

As the two paramedics worked frantically to save the mans life who lay there before them, they would have no idea that as the light burnt out of his bright blue eyes Jeremiah would be condemning the two of them, their families, their friends and many many more to a painful death before the month was out.

NOT A lOVE STORY

December 2017

Poland

At such a young age Gertrude had risen to world fame very quickly, after heading up so many climate change rallies, protests and student strikes across her native country of Norway, Gertrude was now on the brink of something special, until that is the president of the United States of America came walking in in his hob nails, preaching the exact opposite to that of Gertrude, ridiculing everything she believed in with every fibre of her body,

and this, she just could not digest,

she was physically sick with emotional anger, the idea that some fucking idiot who could not understand the seriousness of the changes to this world that she was part of,

it was time for drastic action, she had just addressed the United Nations climate change Conference, and had made absolutely no difference at all because of T.W.A.Tramp, and the power and influence he seemed to hold over most of the other nations.

The plan that Gertrude had forged from the age of nine and developed over the last six years, was now at the forefront of her mind as she stomped off the podium like a petulant fucking child, which in truth she actually was.

Sat in her secret penthouse apartment, Gertrude was putting the final touches to her devilishly clever plan to get the world to sit up and take note! and while she lay back in her hammock she let her mind wander just a little and thought about what life could be like for her and her secret crush, or was it true love? Gertrude there and then realised yes she was in-fact madly in love with her contemporary Ash Mackey.

ASH MACKEY

November 2017

Madrid

Ash Mackey was sat in a coffee shop just off Plaza del Dos de Mayo waiting for his gravy train Gertrude tee Thungbrew to arrive

Dos de Mayo is undoubtedly the heart of the Malasaña neighbourhood and is where you’ll find all the influential up and coming youth of the millennium, and Ash Mackey was certainly influential,

but he was also a self obsessed control freak who had his sights well and truly set on Gertrude Tee Thungbrew from the first time he had set eyes on her at some or other protest,

and that was also the moment he decided to jump on her bandwagon and infiltrate her mind, and to take control of her fame and bring himself to the for front of all the adulation of the fans that she had accumulated over her few years of campaigning,

but of course he classed her as his inferior when it came to the climate change programme,

but to her face he had nothing but admiratio,

and this flaw in his personality would lead to the demise of his time in the climate business,

in fact it would lead to his demise in any business period,

but to Gertrude Ash Makey was, like herself a dedicated youth activist who originated from Spain but now resided in Russia ,

at 22 he was 7 years her senior, but she could see past the age difference,

But what Ash saw in Gertrude was a dedicated woman passionate for the planet and climate change, as was he outwardly only,

She was a sister in arms ready to fight the good fight, she may be a plain Jane, with child like features, and of course really she was still a child,

with her cute button nose, her long straight mousey hair had one look only,

and that was scraped right back off her face, which seemed to enhance her forehead, it would be styled in one of two ways,

plaited into two pigtails or one single plait slung over her left shoulder,

on the other hand Ash was the complete opposite with his pop star good looks, chiseled chin with just the right grading of bristles, defined cheek bones, topped off with the perfect shade of tanning,

a mop of curly black hair that Harry styles would have been proud of,

and of course those deep dark come to bed eyes, but unlike Ash, with his ulterior motives Gertrude saw more than the activist, or brothers in arms,

what she saw was a fucking sex bomb waiting to take her virginity.

IT DOESN’T

DISCRIMINATE

November 2019

New York

The post morterm of Jeremiah had only just finished when the pathologist started with a dry cough, this would be his final medical procedure, the last week had took its toll on Boyd Peters, too many lives lost and too many post mortems, he had decided on the drive home that he needed time out, a time to reflect, a time to spend with his wife grace, who recently had been nagging him to take a holiday and spend time with her and the kids,

he found this quite amusing as the kids were in fact young adults, and were now on their own paths in life,

but to appease grace he at short notice arranged a family barbecue, and as head chef for the evening he raced home after first calling at the deli and liquor store, wheezing and coughing throughout his journey,

That same evening there was a social gathering for all emergency services who attended the atrocities of the massive road accident the week before, the turn out was poor, more than thirty percent of who were there just doing their duty couldn’t make it, they were just to unwell to attend with varying symptoms, or were looking after family members who too were falling ill, all with similar symptoms,

a fever, a dry cough and breathlessness were high on the list, loss off taste and smell, was also up there on the list

but many more symptoms were developing and they did not discriminate, old and young, black white, male or female,

no one was to escape this invisible illness, except maybe children.

Boyd peters was dead before he arrived at the hospital he once worked,

he arrived alone, although all who attended the barbecue were also at the hospital with an array of symptoms,

Boyd’s wife grace was on an oxygen tank,

his 2 daughter millie and Sadie were more like your walking wounded, wheezing, coughing while they sat in A and E waiting for news of their father,

the only other person present at the barbecue that evening was Sadie’s daughter Palmer,

she’s a lively 7 year old who was also present at the A-and-E department waiting to hug granddaddy’s cuddly growing waist again,

but unlike the adults she seemed to have no symptoms, in fact she was full of life, running around a very busy emergency department, making a nuisance of herself, and getting in the way of many of the nurses and care workers who seemed to have been inundated with new cases of this unknown sickness, they were also unaware Palmer herself was a deadly killer innocently on the prowl adding victim after victim to her tally of potential deaths!

PLEASE DON’T

LAUGH

October 2019

Maryland USA

Gertrude woke with a sense of well being, she knew the time had come, and as she looked down to her left where there was a handy reminder lay there at piece with the world,

Ash Mackey lay dead by her side,

while Gertrude’s life was at the edge of being complete,

the night of passion with Ash that she’d been planning from their first meeting and now that passion had cemented their alliance,

right up to the moment Ash Mackey laughed at the idea of Gertrudes plan,

and it wasn’t just his laughing,

it was his down right arrogance and total dismissal of a little girls plan that got him killed,

and death came quickly for Ash, and murder came easily for Gertrude, just a couple of drops on his lips as he slept was all it took,

and Gertrude was fascinated to see how her newly developed virus took hold, she knelt naked over him intrigued just watching as the virus took affect,

but she was some what surprised that Ash’s body had little reaction, just a slight tremor and then nothing just death,

in the end Gertrude was very happy with her final trial, it was just unfortunate the final guinea pig in her experiments had to be Ash Mackey,

there was of course some other unsuspecting individual lined up for this her final test before the big day, but being undermined by Ash had made her a tad upset,

so now it was agreed with the voices in her head that the disease that she had took several years to develop was now ready for the general population,

and the way she has decided to pollute the precious planet that she was also going to save was through one of mans main staples, fish and seafood,

and as an added bonus she has also discovered president T.W.A.Tramp has a passion for blue crab, and has insisted that it be on his menu at least 4 times a week,

So that is where she starts,

the waters of Maryland and surrounding area’s are all infected, especially Chesapeake bay and its blue crab, a culinary delight of the president of the United States who has it shipped in to the White House by the lorry load.

THE PRESIDENT SPEAKS

January 31

Washington DC

President T.W.A.Tramp stands on the steps of the White House facing an array of reporters and news crews who were hanging on every word he says, and then dismissing the shite he is spouting, to instead go on to report the actual truth, but for now they all listen closely,

a gaunt looking president stands between 2 aids who stand there either side of him like powerful pillars who seem to have one job only and that was to keep him upright throughout his speech, and the once orange looking president is now sporting a complexion of dirty grey that you would usually associate with a dead elephant with a skin condition, his well quaffed yellow hair looked liked a singed haystack placed on just the top of a well bald head, but when the president spoke he still possessed the sense of a dominant strong man who’s words radiate childish bullshit from a self loved racist misogynists, without a shred of sanity, but yet he still avoids a well deserved straight jacket, and what he was preaching would not surprise a single human being on the planet.

“FAKE NEWS people of America” were the first words of wisdom the president uttered, the crowd roared its approval, the president’s raises both hands in triumph as he goes on to say “the Chinese virus has hit our shores and was brought here by those people, and those people are also spreading absolute bullshit, about the power of this so called virus in the hope of destabilising the U.S.of A’s economy” well it is not going to work people of America, we are no fools! I can tell you now I’ve been meeting with the countries top top scientists and clinicians, he looks to his left at an array of these top top people and claps in their direction while they all shuffle on the spot looking at there shoes,

He goes on, “they all agree that there is nothing! absolutely nothing to worry about, these people cannot hoodwink this great country”