FNAF: Things Are Never What They Seem (4)
I wanted to throw my alarm clock at the wall when it went off, and burry myself under the blankets. But I have a job. Granted I could get all murderlized at said job, lets just over look that for the time being. I get up out of bed and make my way into the kitchen.
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Mike
It was eight o' clock and the animatronics were shutting down until midnight. As Chica was head to the stage when she stopped by my desk. I look up from the magazine I was reading.
"Hey Chica. What's up?"
"Well, I was wondering why you were with that animatronic last night?"
"She wasn't an animatronic Chica. She is a girl. A HUMAN girl."
"How are you gonna prove that?"
Now that... That was a great question. How would I convince them that Bunny was a human.... Oh! That's how.
"I know a way I can prove it. Now, off to bed." I say, shooing her away. Chica sulks back up to the stage and shuts down. Freddy and Bonnie do the same.
Deciding to catch some sleep, I lay my head down on the counter and close my eyes, falling asleep in no time.
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Bunny
I made it to the pizzeria by 11:15. When I walked in, the first thing I noticed was Mike passed out on the counter. I run over to him, trying to wake him up.
"Mike. Miiiikeeee wake up... Come on Mike, wake your ass up!" I kept shaking his shoulder. It wasn't working so I sat him up the best I could... And slapped the shit out of him.
"Ow... Huh? Bunny? Why are you here?"
"Uh, it's my job to be here. Night shift, remember?"
"Oh yeah... What time is it?" he asks, rubbing his eyes.
I look at my watch. "It's 11:17. How long were you asleep for?"
Mike scratches his head. "Uh about three hours or so."
"How the hell can you sleep in a place like this? You know what, never mind lets just go down to the office." I say.
"Okay... Oh, and I have a plan to convince the animatronics that you're human," Mike says.
I give him a weird look. "And what would that plan be?"
"Oh, you'll see."
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12:00 am
99% Power
I got situated into thw office chair and hit the play button on the phone. Before it started, I checked all the cameras. They were all there. For now.
''Hello, hello? Hey you're doing great! Most people don’t last this long. I mean, you know, they usually move on to other things by now. I'm not implying that they died. Th-th-that’s not what I meant. Uh, anyway I better not take up too much of your time. Things start getting real tonight."
As if they weren't real enough.
"Uh... Hey, listen, I had an idea: if you happen to get caught and want to avoid getting stuffed into a Freddy suit, uhh, try playing dead! You know, go limp. Then there's a chance that, uh, maybe they’ll think that you're an empty costume instead. Then again if they think you're an empty costume, they might try to... stuff a metal skeleton into you. I wonder how that would work. Yeah, never mind, scratch that. It's best just not to get caught."
That's lovely...
"Um... Ok, I'll leave you to it. See you on the flip side."
I sigh and check the cameras. Bonnie was missing on the stage, as was Chica. Bonnie was in that back stage area and Chica was in the kitchen.
"So far so good..." I say as Mike checks the lights. Nothing at the doors, thank the gods. I check on Foxy. Still behind the curtains. Things seem to be going pretty smooth at the moment. Strange. I thought tonight would have been hell...
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3:04 am
75% Power
"Mike shut the door. Foxy is on his way," I say.
He shuts the door and I check the hallway camera. Yep, there's the little shit. I put down the camera and listen for the banging at the door. While Mike was watching the left door, I checked the right one.
The animatronics haven't really been active tonight. Chica came to the door once and this was the first time Foxy came tonight. It was a little odd and kinda unnerving. I checked Foxy's camera. He was hiding in his curtains.
"You can open the door now Mike," I tell him. He nods and opens the door up.
Things were going good.
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5:00 am
10% Power
Okay, things are NOT going good anymore. Bonnie was at one door, Chica at the other one, Freddy was off the stage, and Foxy was poking his damn head out of the curtain.
"Mike you better play your plan out soon. We've only got 7% power left and it's 5:01... AND THESE STUPID ASS ANIMATRONICS WON'T FUCKING LEAVE!!!"
Mike doesn't answer, suddenly seeming shy or something... About three minutes later, Bonnie and Chica still at the doors, the power goes out.
"Ahw fuck...." I mutter standing up and walking backwards till my hit the wall. I proceeded sliding down the wall until my butt hit the ground. Mike joined me.
"Bunny, you have nothing to worry you about. You're gonna be alright," he says.
Freddy was at the door by now, playing his creepy song. I heard Chica and Bonnie from somewhere and then Foxy's footsteps. Great, they're all gonna kill us.
I hide behind Mikes shoulder. I was scared out of my mind. Mike suddenly stands up, leaving me on the floor.
"Mike, what the hell are you doing?!" I hissed.
He shushes me. Then he focuses on the doors.
"You want me to prove that she's human? Pay close attention then," he says. "Bunny, come here." He pulls me up off the ground. Once I was up, he turned me to face him.
"Mike, what are you do-"
Oh... That's what his plan was.
"Humans don't kiss endoskeletons, do they?" Freddy asked.
"No, they don't mate," Foxy said.