The piss that got me pissed

So I reunited with a cat I knew about a decade ago (long story) and I think her personality has changed from pussy to cunt. I took pity on her because I thought maybe her treatment was to blame, and I let her relax in my room instead of camping out on a high shelf in the restroom. I guess I should mention that there are four dogs in the house and one male cat that will literally scale your legs to get to your face area... Reminds me of a tabby I knew, we called him Charlie. Charlie was a sweet cat because he would drag around my socks, cuddle up to my shoes and wake me up by licking my head. Charlie was also annoying as fuck when he sprayed on my closet door and meowed all night until I let him sleep in my room with me. But it's the fact that after I tried to save this cunt from the dogs, she pissed on my bed twice, under the sheets, so I only realized it after I dug my feet into the deep end of the bed around 4am and felt the cold wet piss. I was pissed.