Spare Some Change For Chezza?

Awwww, Cheryl (Whatchamacallit) is worrying her talentless, prettified little self over the fact that if Labour get in power during this years election, their Mansion Tax will, and I quote, "fuck me over".

GOOD Cheryl! GOOD! I hope to Christ that the Exchequer takes you for MILLIONS and you wind up on your arse because the thing is you see, if they're taking money off you then some poor disabled sod is being left well alone.

You see it works like this Cheryl, and bear with me because I know you're a bit of a dumbass. The smaller the gap between rich and poor, the healthier a society is. Now I know you're a greedy desperado but it's high time the balance was shifted in favour of the most vulnerable within society. It shouldn't be too hard to comprehend Cheryl, after all, you came from a Council estate yourself.

In fact, you'd still be there if it wasn't for your extraordinary good looks that mask your gross ineptitude so think on love and learn some fucking selfless decency!