Diva On Wheelz

Rants from a small girl in a large wheelchair. Volumes of venom, vitriol and verbosity for your viewing pleasure!

Labour: A Difficult Message To Deliver

Another abysmal election result for the Labour Party, and this time around the blame cannot be shouldered by Jeremy Corbyn, but by the foolhardy and reckless hostility towards the previously inspir...

Machiavellian Ms Markle

I’m so pleased to hear that Meghan Markle feels “liberated” in being able to speak freely now that she’s sat comfortably at ease in her multi-million dollar, palatial mansion in sun soaked Californ...

Patriotic Piffle!

I’m not sure as to which audience Keir is trying to court with this lazy, retrogressive tactic of embracing patriotism? We’ve had Brexit. The xenophobes have had their say and we’ll be paying for t...

Mogg Off!

Welcome to hell on earth peasants!

Unequal Lives, Uncertain Futures

As a member of the disabled community I’m dismayed by this retrogressive storyline that is to be featured on Emmerdale. Once again it would seem that disabled people are reduced to being disposable...

Love In The Time Of Covid-19

It's at times like these that I am reminded of that wonderful Thomas Mann novella, 'Death in Venice'. A devastatingly beautiful and haunting story of a city in ruins and one man's desperate search ...

Alfie Boe...Oh No!!!

Hmm...so it would appear that Alfie ‘Poundland Pavarotti’ Boe has been cheating on his wife of 16 years with a “fashion blogger” and “Instagram influencer”, (we’ll come back to that in a bit!) Unsu...

White Mischief Flees UK

“Isn’t it ironic...dontcha think?!” - as the Canadian chanteuse Alanis Morissette once sang, albeit with glaring inaccuracy.

Cummings And Goings

Well well well! It turns out that the Number 10 ‘Puppet Master’ and weasel-faced ‘Hammer Horror’ tribute act Dominic Cummings, decided to risk leaving his coffin during daylight hours to take a few...

Corrupt, Catastrophic And Criminal

I’ve been pondering over the villainous shitshow we unfortunately are experiencing on this shameful isle. Apparently, it’s “misleading” to make international comparisons in death toll statistics. ...

“I Can’t Stand Corbyn...”

The unbelievable hatred for Jeremy Corbyn I think emanates from a number of sources. The main one being that he’s constantly being vilified in the mainstream media. It hardly matters that the gutte...

Facing Up To Fascism

It is at times like these that we must take a cautionary backwards glance at history for guidance during our tumultuous political position.

BoJo The Clown

Just my words of advice when responding to a number of people on the Owen Jones Facebook forum who seemed to think that the anxiety and stress faced by a Mother of a disabled child regarding his fu...

The Demise Of Jerusalem

Let’s face facts, reality has well and truly bitten! No more escaping the inevitable truth. The UK is in its final death throes, convulsing and vomiting before the last gasp life leaves its broken,...

Farage’s Final Fling

Did anyone else see that chinless CUNT Farage at the launch of his laughably pointless political venture ‘The Brexit Party’???

Council Cretins (The Endless Saga)

Isn't it utterly absurd how we as a disabled community accept the punitive ways our lives are measured by those in authority?

The Insignificant Seven

They say we should learn from history. We don’t. Even those intellectual guardians of democracy, our safety, rights and needs are not immune from personal satisfaction, no matter how destructive th...

Man-Kind, A Tragic Oxymoron!

We’re cultivating a nation of bullies...

The Politics of Cruelty

Cruelty. It's 'de rigueur' these days. Fashionable. On trend. In vogue. All the rage. Whether it's Manchester, Michigan, Madrid or Melbourne, the ideology of us versus them has never been more prev...

Sociopathy Via Social Media

Recently, I came across a YouTube scandal involving this dangerous, shady individual and you all need to be warned about his fraudulent, fake, egotistical and sociopathic behaviour. Do NOT let your...

Belligerent Bigot Bothers Blighty

I’m loathed to see that grotesque, fat, obnoxiously uncouth Yankee PERVERT has arrived on our shores.

Love (And Hate) Island

I’m going to talk about a dreadful TV show that seems to have taken off exponentially over the past few years.

Odious & Odorous Tories!

Priceless isn’t it? Some shithouse bastard Tory blocks a bill to criminalise the act of ‘upskirting’. The bill would’ve protected women (and children) from such virulent, voyeuristic violations by ...

Poundland Style Role Models

I’ve just committed the following to Instagram regarding the vacuousness and superficiality of reality stars, especially those who cheapen women by obsessing over their appearances. No doubt I’ll r...

With Friends Like These...

So I've been ripped to shreds on a Labour Party Forum, (I know!!!) because I committed the grave sin of disagreeing with the pitchfork, Loony Leftie contingent. This is all because I offered an alt...

Trump’s Cards Are Marked

So, the Mouth Almighty Yank strikes again! The crudeness, the disrespect and the utter lack of political etiquette from the shamefully inadequate President of the United States is staggering. Ameri...

2017 - A Year In Review

There are certain years you remember for good or bad reasons. I turned 21 in 1997 and that was the same year my Nanna died, just over a week before my birthday. It was no happy coincidence that 20 ...

Virtual Life Of Reality Stars

Hells bells! It never ceases to amaze and perplex me the gargantuan nature of the stupidity possessed by so-called 'celebrities'. My current 'bete noire' is that creature Fearne McCann from that em...

The 'Peckhams'

Let me get this straight for the record, the Beckhams, (or 'Peckhams' as Morrissey accurately dubs them), are vile!

Fame And Favouritism

This is gonna be a bit of a controversial post and I certainly don't mean any disrespect when I talk about the following issue, but I do want to question something. Yesterday marked the funeral of ...

The Shape Of Things To Come

Why are we, the public, standing aside and letting this happen? Why aren't we up in arms, pitchforks and torches aflame whilst storming the palace of Westminster?

Taxi For Theresa

You see here's the thing Theresa May, when you duck, dodge and deregulate, you play with people's lives. Literally!

The Time Isn't Now

Well, well well...hellbent is the insufferable Ms May on becoming the next Iron Lady that she's decided to call a snap General Election for the UK in June. Possibly to avoid any further disruption ...

Metrolink Madness

*After last nights fracas getting into Manchester for my birthday meal, Mum has advised I take a torch with me when I venture out again. I'd go one step further knowing my luck as it invariably tur...

Discrepancies In Disabilities

This is going to be another of my infamous controversial subject matters. I'd like to throw this topic out there to the PHYSICAL/SENSORY disabled community. Notice I put those words in capital lett...

Calais Crisis

I'd like to wade into the debate surrounding the refugee children from Calais if I may be so bold and play something of a Devil's Advocate. Just as an aside, I think Gary Lineker is a lovely man, h...

Terms Of Endearment

How do disabled people feel about the use of the word 'client' when a carer, support worker or PA refers to them as such? Personally speaking, I think it's quite a cold, impolite and impersonal ter...

Instagram Issues

Time for a rant because I'm in a grumpy frame of mind...

Social Media - An Oxymoron

Is the latest thing now to not only delete 'Friend Requests' of people whom you don't know or like the look of and then automatically mark them as 'spam'?

Viva La Vida

I'm not sure what's going on in my life but I feel like I've disappeared. Vanished off the face of the earth. There's an overwhelming sense of inertia and pointlessness about existence at the momen...

"Old England's Done!"

It's a sad, sad day for democracy! I said this last year during the Election and I'll say it again, we do not live in a kind, compassionate and inclusive country. We are a small minded, xenophobic,...

The Folly Of Youthful Vanity!

Just read a rather nasty article in Cosmopolitan magazine concerning the types of people to 'avoid' should a young woman venture abroad. Has it really come to this? Are we so fragile a species now ...

The Dating Game

To quote Morrissey, the Bard of Manchester, I'm getting 'Nowhere Fast' with this online dating malarkey, so I'm trying a new tactic. After perusing the lonely hearts column of 'Accountancy, Economi...

Corbyn Vs Cameron...Or Not?

So the news has broke that Cameron's Dad is a big, fat, bastarding tax evader! Nothing new there right?

Middle-Class Masterchef!

Has anyone else noticed that all the contestants on Masterchef have already got big 'fuck off', highly paid jobs?

The Spider To The Fly...

Here's a bit of a poser for my Social Media chums. I read a Facebook quote last week saying, "Normality; What is normal for the spider, is chaos for the fly".

Facebook Foibles

Right, I've got a proper beef about something. Have people become mard arses over the years or what? I ask the question because of the ludicrous posts I see on Facebook about how 'upsetting' the co...

Bootilicious Becky!

It's me again, I have my probe at the ready and I need answers! I want to send an open question out to the Social Media faithful, mainly to the guys who are 18-30 on my contact list. I've noticed a...

Astrological Profile

The cluster of planets on west side stresses collectivism, sociability, an ability to cooperate, but also greater tendency to be influenced and bigger dependence on other’s opinions.

My Bloody Valentine

Well, once again, Valentine's Day is set to be another none event for me. Still nursing heartbreak and having been cast aside like, "yesterday's jam", there isn't much hope. :-(

#SaveOurNHS

Now I'm not a fan of choirs whatsoever, I'll admit that, apart from Gospel choirs which would inspire Jesus Christ himself to attend church with their sincere passion. Having said that, I was once ...

Barclays Brainwashing

I've been thinking for sometime now about the cultural/behavioural shift among the attitudes of some young people within society. I personally have noticed a stark difference between the beliefs a...

Freebie & The Meanie!

Honest to God there are some proper snooty bleeders who work in department stores! The YSL counter was offering a 7 day sample of their newest foundation so I asked the girl on the Clarins counter ...

Cecil & Cilla

I've been thinking a lot recently about the deaths of both Cecil the lion and Cilla Black. Trying in vain to make some sardonic comparisons between the two.

Quackery!

Glory be! Trying to get pain relief out of the GP is like trying to ask a global conglomerate to pay tax! You'd think I'd asked them to personally fund my medication!

With Friends Like These...

Right, be prepared because I'm going to commence with an epic rant....

Modern Girl

As much as I love to have my photo taken wearing a plethora of pretty dresses, fully made up and pouting for the camera like some ludicrous disabled midget version of a Kylie Jenner wannabe, it rea...

Forever Alone!

One of the saddest things I've discovered about being disabled isn't necessarily the lack of ability or opportunity to find a loving partner, it's the inability to forge and maintain lasting friend...

Dark Days To Come...

Woke up feeling utterly deflated because of the disastrous political result. I had hoped and prayed that we lived in a civilised, caring, compassionate society. We don't.

Spare Some Change For Chezza?

Awwww, Cheryl (Whatchamacallit) is worrying her talentless, prettified little self over the fact that if Labour get in power during this years election, their Mansion Tax will, and I quote, "fuck m...

Rancid Ricky's Reburial

I'm watching the news here with my mouth agape. Jaw on the floor kinda deal. Apparently, the world and his wife have pitched up to Leicester to watch the burial of the Plantagenet King Richard III....

Farage The Fetishist

I've only just come to realise the impervious nature of the gulf between the Right and Left of the political spectrum. Having experienced the homophobic and racist rantings of my own Uncle this wee...

Seven Secrets

7 'interesting' facts about me:

Who Cares?

My current Support Plan continues to hang in the balance somewhat so with that in mind I'm in the mood to reminisce.........

TUC Off!

Right! Shit's going down and it's about to get serious! I'm bringing out the big guns in terms of topics for this post!

Cages Of Capitalism

"We live in the cage of Capitalism, yet our cage isn't gilded as it is for those in power. Ours has rusty bars that trap us, contain us, chain us to an outdated narrative that locks us in a framewo...

From Despair To Where?

I've had quite a bit of stress to deal with courtesy once again from Oldham Council. Last Friday I was due to have the monthly payment for my Support Plan to be paid into my Individualised Budget a...

More Strife With OMBC!

I've just checked my Individual Budget account once more this week and I'm now down to £193.76. OMBC are supposed to put money into the account to cover my Support Plan at the end of each month. Th...

Modern Man Is Rubbish

Here's a transcript of a debate I hate with some dickwad on Whatsapp earlier today. Needless to say, modern man really is a manipulative piece of work....quite laughable in its absurdity. I particu...

Morality And The Media

I'm mad as hell watching that dirty rapist bastard Ched Evans attempting to justify himself in a monotone, half arsed TV statement. What an out and out bleeding scumbag! His sad eyed girlfriend by ...

Hey Jude...

So according to that haggard, unkempt and jellified old cunt in an NHS wig Judy Finnegan, employing a convicted rapist is ok because the attack, "Wasn't violent"?

Bigmouth Strikes Again!

Another day, another piece of venal filth from the evil, rotten Tory party, attacking the most vulnerable. This time Lord Freud thinks that disabled people aren't worth the minimum wage and should ...

Wonderful Ms Wilson

God, I do love bestselling children's author Jacqueline Wilson,

The Great British Bog Off!

I must be missing something because I'm completely and utterly immune to the lure of TV ratings winner, The Great British Bake Off.

The Neverending Nightmare...

The whole situation we're in is one long protracted nightmare. Oldham Council are an utter, utter shambles. They talk a good game but fail to deliver. I'm convinced that everything gets lost in tra...

Difficulties Ahoy!

Just to make you all fully aware regarding the precarious situation me and Mum are in. In a matter of weeks, Mum goes in for a hip replacement operation which will necessitate 6 weeks to 3 months t...

Who Cares About Caring?

Met with another useless article calling herself a carer on Friday. This one couldn't do many of the shifts I required, wanted extra money for working weekends then claimed I'd be hard pressed to g...

In A Big Country

I for one am pleased the Jocks have rejected separatism in favour of remaining in the UK. It would've left all of the Northern cities vulnerable to venal Tory policy implementation along with expos...

For Pete's Sake...

Has anyone seen the new adverts featuring Peter, "sweaty, fat, Greek" Andre? He assures us that he shops in Iceland but in my view he surely must get his minions to queue up in Waitrose with the re...

Council Cretins Part Three (groan!)

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over", said the American poet Edna St. Vincent Millay and how true is this quote when applied to my debacle wi...

The Simple Life

Interesting segment on North West News tonight asking the viewing public to describe their favourite 'simple pleasures in life'. Personally speaking, of a quiet evening, I like to dress head to toe...

Joey's Staggeringly Stupid Statement

Was there ever a more ineffectual creature on God's earth than TOWIE's Joey Essex? He's been recently quoted as saying, "I was the most uncleverest person in my school but now I'm the cleverest per...

Council Cretins Part Two

Well this is fucking great! Just had a letter through from those bastards at Oldham Council and they're saying I need to pay back over £3.000 from my Individualised Budget as there's now a surplus ...

Council Cretins

Just had a very angry telephone exchange with some faceless cunt on the Financial Audit Team at Oldham Council. I was sent a threatening letter telling me my Individualised Budget would stop if I d...

Rise Of The Planet Of The Crips

Watched Rise of the Planet of the Apes last night and never was there a film that more aptly conveyed the treatment of the disabled community in a metaphorical sense than that one. Subjected from b...

Money, Money, Money

I don't know if anyone's noticed but there's definitely an increase in TV programmes that actively promote middle to upper-class culture and wealth. This past month alone ITV have treated us to, 'A...

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.....

The sheer scale of the un-adulterated vanity of celebrities is truly toe-curling. Take Welsh warbler Katherine Jenkins, who hopes her late Father is watching her "success" from above.

Carry On...'Dr'?

I recently read an interview with 'Dr' Leah Totten who won BBC's The Apprentice last year and has since opened a 'clinic' selling cosmetic procedures. I use the term 'Dr' with tongue firmly placed ...

Women And The Far-Right

Very worrying article today in the Sunday supplement about the increasing amount of women joining extremist, fascist political parties across Europe. You've only to look at the likes of the Nationa...

Chloe's Relationship 'Conks' Out

In other news Chloe 'The Beak' Madeley has been flirted by her boyfriend citing, "we wanted different things". She apparently broke the news to her "fans" on Twitter.

The State Of Welfare

So I had a meeting with the Social Worker yesterday regarding another assessment of my needs. I've had dealings before with the plank of wood who pitched up so I didn't hold out much hope. To put i...

D-Day - A 70 Year Commemoration

It's been 70 years since the liberation of France and it's important that we take this time to remember the thousands who fell on that day. Although the allies secured victory we need to remind our...

Food For Thought

I always find it curiously perverse and ironic in equal measure that people get red in the face with steam spewing out of their ears over every little story relating to Muslims in the media. This t...

A Load Of Maloney

There was an interview with snotty, simpering, 'Cedric Soft from Viz' made flesh, Gareth Malone in today's Sunday supplement. Not only is the dickie-bow wearing, bespectacled tosspot best mates wit...

Frontman's Fortune Foiled

Nice to that knightood chasing, smug, pseudo-everyman of pop and ubiquitous boring dirtbag Gary Barlow has been brought to book along with his fellow Take That droogs. Couldn't happen to a more loa...