Middle-Class Masterchef!

Has anyone else noticed that all the contestants on Masterchef have already got big 'fuck off', highly paid jobs?

"Adam from Leeds is an accountant and he's making Gressingham duck with a beetroot jus and fondant potatoes".

"Leon from Kensington is a marketing consultant and he's making grilled sea bass with pea pureé and a lobster bisque".

"Amelia from Norfolk is a doctor and she's making a deconstructed strüdel with chantilly cream and a plum sorbet".

Fuck off seriously, I loathe these middle-class, 'too much time on their hands' hobbyist types! Especially when you consider they're filling the gob of that toad like, greedy, fat slapheaded bastard Gregg Wallace!

You never see a cleaner, a bin man or a dole dosser on there do you?

I'll go on there and tell them I do "fuck all" and they'll be getting a plate of egg and chips.....if they're lucky!