For Pete's Sake...

Has anyone seen the new adverts featuring Peter, "sweaty, fat, Greek" Andre? He assures us that he shops in Iceland but in my view he surely must get his minions to queue up in Waitrose with the rest of middle-brow society. Just behind Jacinta holding a few tins of caviar and foie gras!

Isn't it a bit rich having celebrities endorsing budget shops? A bit like a true example of, "Do as I say, not as I do" in an extremely condescending manner?

What's next for the faded and jaded heart-throb Andre? Well he's still out trying to convince the UK that he's a viable singer, number one Dad plus being many crip women's chosen idol. Oh and he does a bit of DIY on the side for ITV.

Sadly, I think give it a few years and I think he'll finish up looking like the Father from Stavros Flatley.