Modern Girl

As much as I love to have my photo taken wearing a plethora of pretty dresses, fully made up and pouting for the camera like some ludicrous disabled midget version of a Kylie Jenner wannabe, it really is depressing how most of these young girls today look like clones. I honestly can't tell one chick from another, there's simply zero individuality anymore. You couldn't slip a fag paper between them in terms of appearance.

Ladies, a word of advice, switch it up a little. Lose the heavy eyebrows, drag queen makeup trickery, inflated lips and ditch the Instagram filters. Don't just look at celebrities of today for inspiration, they're meaningless drones. Tone it down a little and unleash your natural beauty from within.

Narcissism is not a good trait! Self obsession is rancid! Conceit is the enemy of humility.

Be unique, not a pathetic copycat of some vacuous moron in the media!

As hot as you look on Facebook, one day your fella is going to have to see you puking up without a scrap of makeup on, sweating like a pig and feeling like shit with illness at some stage.

So think on!