Belligerent Bigot Bothers Blighty

I’m loathed to see that grotesque, fat, obnoxiously uncouth Yankee PERVERT has arrived on our shores.

The UK it would seem is happy to become bedfellows with the disgusting and copiously inept USA President. It’s a bit like being bosom buddies with a hybrid of Jim Davidson, Machiavelli, Harvey Weinstein, Alf Garnett, Enoch Powell, Logan Paul and Freddie Laker. In fact, throw Robert Maxwell along with a tin of Leyland orange paint and a plethora of shady ancestry paperwork into the mix and you’re left with the hideous Frankenstein-esque monster that is Donald Trump.

All I can do is hope that the less idiotic faction of the British public make their voices heard, giving the petulant Poundland dictator a warm welcome. Having said that, we’re no strangers to embracing institutionalised racism, sexual abuse and generally shitting on those who are less fortunate etc..... In fact, I’d say we’ve made an art form of it via repeatedly electing Tory bastards!

Might I suggest that the following action be taken by our good citizens. Storm whatever taxpayer funded banquet the elite are lasciviously delighting in, make a citizens arrest by taking the blustering, beta-carotened buffoon as prisoner for crimes against humanity and decency, before sentencing him to death in a mock show trial at the Tower of London. Then, wrap his gargantuan, puerile frame in metres of rope before hauling his hateful husk into the River Thames having been weighted down with discarded masonry from the renovations to Big Ben.

I daresay he has enough flesh on the bones to feed whatever filthy festering creatures lurking in that open sewer! Actually, he should feel right at home unless any ‘refugee’ whales might attempt to venture in then he might require the use of gunboats.....or cages if they’re particularly young mammals.

In any case, I have little more to say than simply, “Shit off you repulsive wiggy turd!” 💩