My Bloody Valentine

Well, once again, Valentine's Day is set to be another none event for me. Still nursing heartbreak and having been cast aside like, "yesterday's jam", there isn't much hope. :-(

It's not as if I'm asking for a tall, dark, handsome stranger! I'd much rather have a lanky, effete, light bulb headed femboy with a gargantuan intellect sporting hair like, 'man at Burton's circa 1983', wearing glasses to rival Michael Caine in The Ipcress File and politics that equal comrade Leon Trotsky!

Not too much to ask is it? ;-)