Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.....

The sheer scale of the un-adulterated vanity of celebrities is truly toe-curling. Take Welsh warbler Katherine Jenkins, who hopes her late Father is watching her "success" from above.

Wot?! Crooning in front of a gaggle of incontinents doesn't cut it for me Katherine!

Ben Hardy from EastEnders openly admits he wants his own Wikipedia entry along with commenting, "I'm not going to pretend I think I'm ugly!"

Oh really?! Nothing a boot to the face won't solve Ben!

There must be some kind of deep-rooted, pathalogical flaw within these conceited cretins that runs deep. In particular, media types tend to err on the side of psychopathy.

I've yet to encounter one of these egotistical, nightmarish goons who has a modicum of humility.

Mind you, there's always Russell Brand......