Frontman's Fortune Foiled

Nice to that knightood chasing, smug, pseudo-everyman of pop and ubiquitous boring dirtbag Gary Barlow has been brought to book along with his fellow Take That droogs. Couldn't happen to a more loathesome, thieving piece of filth!

Now I wonder why Mr Cameron hasn't commented on the frontman's tax avoidance scam, the same way he did with Jimmy Carr? Couldn't be that Barlow is an arch Tory and establishment arse kisser could it?

Quite possibly!

Having said that, who in their right mind would admit to being a Tory? It's like admitting you've got the clap!