Virtual Life Of Reality Stars

Hells bells! It never ceases to amaze and perplex me the gargantuan nature of the stupidity possessed by so-called 'celebrities'. My current 'bete noire' is that creature Fearne McCann from that emeritus show, The Only Way Is Essex. By the way, if the only way really is Essex then we're in for a bumpy ride. Anyway, I digress...

Ms McCann has had the dubious privilege of parenting a child with a lovely chap called Arthur Collins. Who's he you collectively enquire? Well, Mr Collins is better known as the guy who threw acid akimbo in a London nightspot and severely injured numerous people and has been sent down for 20 years. He's also got previous for being something of a drugs kingpin. Ideally suited I think you'll agree to sire a child...

As for poor little Fearne, well she did end the relationship in light of the allegations and has vowed to bring up her daughter on her own. However, you might think she'd take something of a sabbatical in relation to her media profile. It would appear not... The day after the trial, she turned to Twitter to plug the latest freebies she's been given along with boasting about how she's going to have a fantastic Christmas!

Obviously, this didn't go down well with one of the Mother's whose daughter had been affected by the acid attack, and presumably, feelings were still raw just after the trial. She commented how callous and insensitive McCann had been, in light of the fact that Collins' victims were facing their first Christmas having their lives altered beyond recognition. Whilst Fearne wasn't to blame for the incident in any way, you would've thought she'd tread carefully on Social Media? No?

The backlash was frankly astounding! Rather than offer sympathy for the Mother of the victim, the pitchfork 'Mumsnet' style Twitter harridans rallied to Fearne's defence, attacking the distressed Mum for daring to speak out against the dimwitted TOWIE tramp. Unreal! What in the name of Bourbon biscuits is going on here? All I can assume is that no matter how dumb you are, no matter how self-entitled you behave, no matter how utterly ILL-JUDGED your actions were, there will always be a moronic horde of fawning fans to back you up! Let's not feel pity for the victims and family members of those who have suffered due to an appalling crime, let's support the vapid, thick-as-dogshit reality star because she's pretty and has nice clothes and she doesn't spout anything too taxing for the viewers eh? Not to mention whilst navigating this debacle, she's losing out on much needed revenue in her shameful fantasy called a 'career'.

Good God Almighty, these people really grind my gears! I really do feel like we're living in an episode of Black Mirror. Fame and fortune guarantees you a free pass in life, especially if you're a young, attractive and unequivocally witless! I can't see an end to it either much to my dismay.

Since then, it's transpired that Ms McCann thought her former beau wouldn't receive such a harsh sentence and believed that soon enough he'd be at home with her and the infant, making happy families! Extraordinary! What did she think was going to happen? Maybe he'd get a thick ear or a smack on the legs eh? Mercifully, the violent bastard will be doing bird for a number of years, so society can sleep easily.

No doubt Fearne will continue peddling her vacuous and idiotic personality to the highest bidder, (I blame ITV and OK magazine) and henceforth, her fame is set in stone for the foreseeable future. The plebians can look forward to hearing her diatribe, nay, pearls of wisdom such as not knowing that all women have a uterus... I kid you not...

Enjoy! I'll be watching Panorama with a nice milky brew! 😂