A Load Of Maloney

There was an interview with snotty, simpering, 'Cedric Soft from Viz' made flesh, Gareth Malone in today's Sunday supplement. Not only is the dickie-bow wearing, bespectacled tosspot best mates with Gary Barlow but he had this intriguing thing to say about Kate Middleton. "I imagine Kate's a good singer because she had a good education. If she isn't, then her parents should ask for their money back".

Eh?

So what the ineffectual, banal little prick is in fact saying that money should buy you talent. I've always thought the pathetic moron was elitist to the very core but now I've been proved right. Looking down at us mere mortals from his ivory tower of mediocrity. Not only does he sit there with his equally uninspiring wife in a VIP box at Wimbledon thinking he's the dogs bollocks, he definitely believes he's part of the glitterati of showbiz, rubbing shoulders with the likes of er.......Andrew Lloyd-Webber and the Queen.

Mind you, with pals like that, who needs enemies?

I'd sooner sit in a pool of tramps piss on Market Street in Manchester!