Cummings And Goings

Well well well! It turns out that the Number 10 ‘Puppet Master’ and weasel-faced ‘Hammer Horror’ tribute act Dominic Cummings, decided to risk leaving his coffin during daylight hours to take a few jolly day trips across our fair isle. Whilst of course us mere peasants were busy hoarding tins of Spam and toilet roll for the oncoming viral apocalypse. Oh, and I forgot to mention that he had been diagnosed with Covid-19 as well. Oh, and I should also say that he was visiting his extended family. Oh, and erm... he was also travelling with his child at the time...! 🙄

Let’s also not mention that these fun little excursions coincided with his wife’s birthday....and his Mother’s birthday too. What are the odds eh?! 😳

Hmm... 🤔 It seems really strange to me that a Tory Government would be so duplicitous in their dealings over the biggest health crisis in modern times? After all, didn’t they sell us the promise that “We’re all in this together”? Funny that because I don’t recall ever hearing one of the exemptions to lockdown being driving to Durham for babysitting purposes?! I must’ve missed that particular press conference...?! Did anyone else catch that bit? Hmm... it’s almost as though they’re taking the piss isn’t it? Surely they’ve got our best interests at heart?!

Or might I suggest it is merely a good old fashioned case of one law for the rich and one for the poor? Barefaced, unbridled arrogance on the part of the Elite? Nothing new here, it’s all documented in the Tory playbook. Read it through and vomit accordingly...! 🤮

Words alone cannot simply convey the repulsive, revolting and reprehensible nature of the Tory administration. They show such contempt for the public that they could easily get away with recommending filicide to parents of children under 5 years of age. They are nothing short of a grotesque, marauding street gang of spree killers, hell bent on absolute destruction of decency, humanity and life itself. Conservatism is now a byword for wanton conniving criminal machinations. A poisonous polemic that renders this God forsaken country akin to Dante’s Inferno! 😡

What a proud nation we must be to have elected such a rabble of heartless and incompetent gangsters!!!