Freebie & The Meanie!

Honest to God there are some proper snooty bleeders who work in department stores! The YSL counter was offering a 7 day sample of their newest foundation so I asked the girl on the Clarins counter to assist me. She then gave me some cock and bull story about how she couldn't give me a sample because the YSL girl had to be there to colour match my skin and she wasn't "trained" in YSL to do that. The YSL salesperson doesn't work on Wednesday's......apparently!

What a fucking load of old flannel! So you're telling me a flaming glorified shop girl can't squirt a few drops of a product into a little bottle without incurring the wrath of Health & Safety bollocks? I've never heard anything so pathetic in all my life. You'd have thought I was some scrote from a rough estate asking for a freebie not someone who's always in the store buying expensive products. In any case, it's false advertising to claim a customer can obtain something when they can't, just because it happened to be the 'wrong' day. I'm sure the ASA would be interested to know about this!

Next time I'm gonna take an empty shampoo bottle and fill it to the brim with their pissing posh makeup, I hope to God they clock me and their collective jaws hit the deck as I ride out of the shop giving it the V sign with the fingers!

Sod the lot of 'em!