Chloe's Relationship 'Conks' Out

In other news Chloe 'The Beak' Madeley has been flirted by her boyfriend citing, "we wanted different things". She apparently broke the news to her "fans" on Twitter.

Sorry, er......"fans"??!! Doesn't she mean her equally vapid, empty-headed bunch of followers who lap up her every narcissistic 'selfie' on Twitter with aplomb? Positively drooling at every single photo of the banal individual with hawkish enthusiasm, rendering it, "thinspirational".

Just a thought but I'd rather seek inspiration from sources other than self-absorbed, vacuous celebrites. Maybe the disabled woman trying to make ends meet, the elderly chap who's survived the Blitz or the single parent Mother, bringing up kids on a pittance!

In all honesty though, I don't think her boyfriend actually did get rid of her on the clichéd grounds of, 'irreconcilable differences'.

More like he realised in the cold light of day that he'd taken up with a female version of Jimmy Hill and thus scarpered!